How it works
Investigate the hype. Keep the receipts.
Step I
Count every launch
Every Pump.fun coin creation on Solana is enumerated straight from the chain — including the ones that fail or are abandoned within minutes. That full count is the population, so nothing is cherry-picked.
Step II
Follow a random sample from minute one
A random sample is followed from its first minute: curve state at 1, 5, 15, 30 and 60 minutes and beyond, every transaction in the first hour, the creator’s own buy and their earlier launches. Each observation keeps its source and timestamps.
Step III
Test what actually matters
Early features are tested against what happened by 1 hour, 6 hours, 24 hours and 7 days — on later launches than they were fitted on, against simple baselines, with the uncertainty shown. No predictive claim until the evidence supports one.
Step IV
Show the evidence, not a verdict
Investigations cite the transaction, account or snapshot behind every number. A flag is a reason to look closer. Sir FOMO never tells anyone to buy or sell.
What Sir FOMO will not do
- Recommend, rank or “call” any coin
- Trade, hold funds or touch private keys
- Treat a loud coin as a likely winner
- Call two wallets the same person without on-chain proof
- Scrape Telegram or use undocumented platform endpoints
- Fill a gap in the data with a guess
Curious how the numbers are made? See every data source and its coverage.