Paste a token address into Ask Sir FOMO and, more often than not, the answer is that it is not in the records. That is deliberate, and it is worth explaining.
A sample, chosen blind
Every Pump.fun launch on Solana is counted, but only a uniform random sample is followed from its first minute. The choice is made from a hash of the creation transaction, so it knows nothing about the coin, its creator or what happened next. The sample therefore contains the failures and the abandoned coins in their true proportion, which is the only way base rates can be honest.
Why not look it up on demand?
Fetching a token’s history the moment someone asks would bias the records towards coins people already find interesting — usually the ones that rose — and quietly turn a random sample into a highlight reel. It would also spend data-provider capacity on whichever coin is being promoted loudest that hour. So Sir FOMO answers from what it has already recorded, and says plainly when that is nothing.
What a “not covered” answer is not
It is not a warning and not a clean bill of health. It means only that Sir FOMO has no evidence either way, and it will not guess.